Meri standing there crying like,
"Me spending more time in Utah doesn’t mean I’m leaving you!"
Meanwhile Kody in his talking head:
"Okay? Good on you Meri."
"It actually has no affect on me" and
"I'm really wondering why she lives in Flagstaff."
The secondhand embarrassment is off. the. charts.
Sis, he’s been emotionally divorced since like 2015. Probably earlier. The man just told you he doesn't even know why you're in the same ZIP code. And you're out here pitching a long-distance relationship?
WHERE is her friend to shake her by the shoulders?
Take the L, pack the leggings, and bounce.
At this point, even the ghost of the wet bar is telling her to move on.
PS: Robyn and her kids look at Meri like she just tracked dog poop into their living room.