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“I just want normal people who work hard and play by the rules to have a good life,” says VP JD Vance. “That’s fundamentally why Donald Trump is the President … He was the first mainstream American politician to come along and say, ‘This isn’t working.’”

Q: “Trump recently cut taxpayer-funded health care for illegal immigrants. What’s your take on that?” Leftist: “I think it’s wrong.” Q: “What if I told you that that’s actually Gov. Tim Walz who recently did that?” Leftist: “He has to do that.”