I got pulled over on the way home after grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I’ll admit it, I was going about 12 miles over the speed limit.🚓 When the officer started walking up to my car, I rolled all the windows down like you’re supposed to. Then, out of nowhere, my super adorable and apparently very clever 7-year-old niece started yelling from the backseat, “It’s coming out! I can’t hold it any longer! It’s almost here!!!”
The trooper heard her and rushed up to my window, looking concerned. He leaned in and asked, “What’s going on here???”
Without missing a beat, she looked him straight in the eye and said, “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”
I froze. He burst out laughing.😂 I was sitting there completely shocked and embarrassed while the officer tried to stop laughing long enough to ask how far we had to go. I told him we were only about three miles from home.
He wiped his eyes from laughing and said, “Alright, drive safe and get Miss Pupu Butt home so she can do her business.” He was still chuckling as he walked back to his patrol car.😂
As soon as we pulled away, I turned to my niece and asked, “What was that about???” She gave me this little smirk and said, “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would actually work.”
I said, “So… you’re not pooping?”
She grinned and said, “Nope, but you’re not in trouble either.”
This little girl is officially my hero.😂💖
Credit: Shalonda Lewis