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MIDDLE SCHOOL: I got placed in Special Education, and they nicknamed it SPED. Th…

MIDDLE SCHOOL: I got placed in Special Education, and they nicknamed it SPED. They prescribed me Adderall. HIGH SCHOOL: My advisor said I wasn’t “college material.” The basketball team even hosted “Dumb Offs,” where another kid and I answered questions, and the loser got a plunger to the face. My GPA was 2.7. I wondered […]

𝙎𝘼𝙔 𝙔𝙀𝙎 𝙄𝙁 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 Crochet

if any of you get the joke and giggle a little i will (consensually) kiss you on the lips. (if nobody gets it i’ll begrudgingly edit with the joke) Edit: y’all i am shade blind and was tryna make a perry the platypus joke, my shame is immense and public, feel free to stone me […]

Phillies' two-time All-Star benched for 'inappropriate comment'

One “inappropriate comment” is going to cost a Phillies star at least one game. Philadelphia manager Rob Thomson said outfielder Nick Castellanos will not be in Tuesday’s lineup against the Marlins after something he said to the skipper while being removed for a defensive replacement late in a 5-2 win. “I understand the decision,” Castellanos […]

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