She said to my mum that I had lovely hair and asked what my name was. She then said, “Can I pick him up?” ’ It was at that moment that Diana gently lifted the 6lb 1oz child from his cot – carefully, so as not to disturb the wires monitoring his condition – and […]
🚨BREAKING – This morning, ICE arrested a human trafficker during a raid in Chicago, and an unhinged Democrat woman repeatedly demanded to know where he was being taken, insisting they were “required” to tell her. Law enforcement officer: “Back up! Back up!” Unhinged Democrat woman: “What law enforcement agency are you with? You are required […]
I met my new friend Todd today. He’s 46 years old but has the excitement of a 6-year-old. He was flying for the first time to meet his brother in Florida for some special doctors. He had to be carried onto the plane, and he was really nervous. Right away, he said loudly, “I’ll probably […]
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MIDDLE SCHOOL: I got placed in Special Education, and they nicknamed it SPED. They prescribed me Adderall. HIGH SCHOOL: My advisor said I wasn’t “college material.” The basketball team even hosted “Dumb Offs,” where another kid and I answered questions, and the loser got a plunger to the face. My GPA was 2.7. I wondered […]
BREAKING: A federal appeals court has unanimously BLOCKED Gavin Newsom from taking back control of the California National Guard from President Trump ANOTHER L FOR NEWSCUM 🤣🔥 47 wins again,
JUST IN: Trump Gives TikTok Another Lifeline As Talks Stall – The Hill President Trump extended the deadline for TikTok’s parent company to divest the popular video-sharing app by 90 days. The order punts the deadline for China-based ByteDance to Sept. 17. The most recent deadline was Thursday. “I’ve just signed the Executive Order extending […]
I used Lyft for the first time to go pick up my car from the dealership. About halfway through the ride, the driver got a call through his car speaker—it was someone talking about repossessing his car. He quickly took the call off speaker and told the person he needed two more weeks. I’ve been […]
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MAGA: Majority of Republicans support same-sex marriage, new polling shows A majority of surveyed Republicans say they support same-sex marriage, according to new data from a trio of polling firms. In the poll, provided exclusively to The Hill, 56 percent of Republicans say they agree that same-sex couples should have the right to marry each […]