Two women went out for a Girls’ Night and got a bit too enthusiastic with the cocktails. As they drunkenly stumbled home, they both suddenly realized they needed to pee. Conveniently near a graveyard, one suggested they handle their business behind a headstone. The first woman, without anything to wipe with, decided to use her panties and toss them away. Her friend, wearing an expensive set of underwear, didn’t want to sacrifice hers. Instead, she found a large ribbon from a wreath on a grave and used that instead. Once done, they headed home.
The next day, the first woman’s husband called the other and said, “These girls’ nights have got to stop. My wife came home without her panties last night.” The other replied, “That’s nothing. Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between her cheeks that said, ‘From all of us at the Fire Station, We’ll never forget you!’”
Text Credit: Granny’s Funnies and Sarcastic🥰🥰
